May 2012
115 posts
When a white van pulls up near you.
most-awkward-moments:
“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
When you see an ugly picture of your enemy.
totally-relatable:
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Me: I like you
Girl: That's nice
Douche bag: Hey bitch, I like you but I'm going to treat you like shit.
Girl: OH MY GOD PLEASE LOVE ME MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU.
We All Have A Friend Who ... →
Thinks They’re Black :
Trys To Be Like Everyone
Doesn’t Give A Fuck
Acts Like They’re 5 :
Eats All The Time:
Can’t Dance
Is clumsy as fuck
Has anger management problems
Is kinda paranoid
Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree
Annoys the shit out of you
But you still love them
When I'm losing an argument
onlylolgifs:
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.