When a white van pulls up near you.
most-awkward-moments: “Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
When you see an ugly picture of your enemy.
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Me: I like you
Girl: That's nice
Douche bag: Hey bitch, I like you but I'm going to treat you like shit.
Girl: OH MY GOD PLEASE LOVE ME MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU.
We All Have A Friend Who ... →
Thinks They’re Black : Trys To Be Like Everyone Doesn’t Give A Fuck Acts Like They’re 5 : Eats All The Time: Can’t Dance Is clumsy as fuck Has anger management problems Is kinda paranoid Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree Annoys the shit out of you But you still love them
When I'm losing an argument
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.